I had to sleep on my response. I finally decided to be 100% honest!

Deirdy Weirdy is, incontrovertibly, even more perfect than Mary Poppins herself. She has no more than a poppy seed's worth of unnecessary flesh on her person. She loves a good time! She eats only good food - that part is quite impressive. I, too, would have no extra flesh if I practiced Deirdy's method of feeding herself. Actually, everything about her is impressive.

In her more vulnerable moments, probably when she had a cup of coffee in her hand, which she does often (Jason Christoff where are you), she let me see little chinks of self-doubt. Can you believe it?! Deirdy Weirdy is 100% human! I place her among the very best humans I have ever known. I am delighted to have met her, in the flesh, among like-minded folks, under the glorious sun of PV Mexico. A trip to remember, and a friend forever.

Too much? I think not.