Many here will be going to Steemfest in Amsterdam in a little over a month. For some it may the first time in Amsterdam, and they may wonder how to best connect with the locals. Thus I have helpfully compiled a list of opening lines that will go down well with the locals, guaranteed, and won't make you look like a complete tourist.
Where is the best coffeeshop?
Amazing that everyone can live on government handouts here!
It must be great to be high all year!
I guess you never go skiing, as there are no mountains?
What do tulip bulbs taste like?
Aren't you scared of floods?
If it weren't for us you'd be talking German (US visitors only).
Sprechen sie English?
Why do you call yourself Dutch?
So when you're old and sick, they can kill you?
The boy who put his finger in the dike, did it really happen?
