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We call that keeping up with the Jones in the states when your car cost more than your house. And yes the Nazis were incredibly evil and efficient.

Damn, now I am hungry.

orange man bad.

Also I thought this was going to be a story about church.

I gotta say I was expecting a blue on black joke somewhere in there. The day never came. :(

I like your message almost as much as I like her boobs. Have a trail upvote on the house.

That was marvelous. Take my damn upvotes you beautiful bastard. No blowjob translations even needed.

Congrats, your post has been selected for excellent content and got a curation trail vote from the @orphansofdoom . That is one prize-winning rabbit you have there. Hope this helps.

Hi @adamada . I am a curation trail from doomsdaychassis. I look for exceptional content to upvote with my curation trail. I hope this helps.

I would have given it a caption like "got my wife a new ride " :) Thanks for being a part of @comedyopenmic

Damn, that was pretty good. Nice work.

So much has happened since you have been gone. -doomsdaychassis

hey introducebot. Go fuck off. the contest is over

Lol. @llfarms and her damn mallet.

I think the guy that has to be getting the worst of this would be stormy daniels husband.Could you imagine not even being able to turn on the tv or open your laptop without seeing a new guy that fucked

I believe that the dinosaurs did not die of a meteor strike but they rather dumbed themselves down like in idiocracy the movie. T rex is a prime example. his arms shortened and his back hunched just like

Good ol horse face. Shes taken more shots to the face than every heavyweight boxing champ combined.

Self nomination. Thats a flag. :)