C'mon, you might like it.

Studies have shown that posting while wearing a Care Bear shirt increases engagement by 87%. So you're off to a good start already.

This is the real map:

Early results are so overwhelming that the election has been called. The winner is...

There's going to be a lot of crazy stuff going down in global finance over the next few months.

!Super Fuerte!

I just got back from voting. I've never seen a line that long before. Wyoming is 100% MAGA country so it won't affect the national election, but dang! This election might just be the most important one

It's very possible. They had suitcases full of fake ballots being counted in 2020. You just have to be on the side of the people with power.

TYFYS

I'm going to declare tonight a national night of shitpoasting!

It's not legal, but people do it all the time in Our Democracy (TM).

Go vote for Trump! Vote as many times as you can. Send in a suitcase of mail in ballots.

This country will burn. We might burn with Trump too, but at least with Trump, there's a chance to heal.

Hello Influencer! I'm the retard in your audience.

Paulaner beer is delicious. You should have one.

Don't stop! Don't ever stop!

When I'm having a bad day I make myself feel better by psychologically abusing my loved ones. Kidding. Is joke.

Heck yeah!

Kinda looks like the perfect Fall day.

I hope CZ gets his vengeance!