You'd be even more envious of me and hate me even more if I started flaunting my appearance. I don't strive for that sort of attention which is why I'm comfortable with that cartoon that scares the living shit out of you. I find life to be more rewarding when folks can see past the surface and see me for what I am on the inside. This approach also makes people like you expose their true colors to the world. That's beneficial to me. It's kind of like bug repellant in a sense and works like a charm.

Now, I realize you'll just counter that with claiming I'm ugly on the inside due to your socially stunted and emotionally immature method of being, without really taking a moment to get to know me, and that would then show how ugly you are, but you'd not be able to understand how that makes you ugly, then probably proceed with some more awkward laughter and a joke that isn't funny.

Any further questions?