And now I have an identity...

That is awesome!

Do you think I want to intern for Steemit Inc? Hell no! I was hoping to intern at a newspaper or even a library would be better than a company where the fear of sodomy is lurking around every corner.

Ned made me play this song three time in a row as he awkwardly dad danced around the office. Then he began repeating, "Cash and loot, we bout that cash and loot!" until a programmer freaked out

Ned made me read this post to him earlier and I'll be honest, since it's my third day at Steemit Inc, I didn't understand any of what you wrote about, but Ned began to cry and it was so uncomfortable.

As Steemit's newest intern, I am honestly shocked that this website is still online. Earlier, Ned made me read a few posts from the trending page until I got sick, I swear it was like reading screenplays

Thank you so much, I am really glad that you enjoyed it!

Thank you!