The skin resembles a lovely, crunchy roll or an oatmeal cookie.

Ay, I let out a sigh of relief when I read this because the first thing I did was look at the photos without reading, and I was already thinking it was food. So, battling mentally, I told myself:
"But woman, you always see cookies and food in the mushrooms that EwkaW brings... They will think that you don't eat well 😕"