Respectable and unrespectable at the same time.

Something we should all somehow strive to accomplish heh.

I'm not likely to ever use that offer

Yeah of course haha It's just a thing you say just in case some bizarre series of events happens - hopefully never!

their website is defensively emphatic. Not part of the UK

My lips are sealed...

Be happy my friend, @mobbs. It sounds as though you are.

More than I can remember - but it won't stop me complaining ;)

But, you too!