<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2026 07:33:32 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@michael45/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Victoria’s no longer a secret:]]></title><description><![CDATA[So my oldest brother Ethan doesn’t like wearing pants while at home, he wears boxers (because he’s a gentleman) but REFUSES to wear pants. So one day we’re all just chilling on the couch when Ethan comes]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@michael45/victoria-s-no-longer-a-secret</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@michael45/victoria-s-no-longer-a-secret</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[michael45]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 20:29:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovpTHctFE77oASH2URSBySfbyLFmXXjsU1PZ1MPgSLVLo76KJKq9xtq4ratZweUcYYst32VTehwyLb3wpgbzJxYpW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard]]></title><description><![CDATA[My whole class once got detention because I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when the teacher went to wipe off the board all the fluff came off and stuck to the glue. I never got in]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@michael45/i-drew-a-penis-with-a-glue-stick-on-the-whiteboard</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@michael45/i-drew-a-penis-with-a-glue-stick-on-the-whiteboard</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[michael45]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2019 21:21:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHRfvmtd53nmEJ94xpKydwmbSC5H5svBACH7ymp1YRkU1PfXXT6WvxZbBsHz5J2vieHVkKhXek2RTQF29UxnodzhMmWWfFiG5A1FPibtQZV9CUXL5AdcRYBLgg78Vionv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[All the fish]]></title><description><![CDATA[I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@michael45/all-the-fish</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@michael45/all-the-fish</guid><category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[michael45]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2019 21:03:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwqSXWA2evTexn6YzPHotJF8R85JZsErvtTWXgLGiy8WK2bVY2V9bKqTLZ4cv12GUbHzErwoou26bqyR2tUFdsrdjHfJKDqBAGqLbFZXA3RjZdi4eGd7bnKx2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>