Sophia Wishmonger suspected something was a little off when her friendly father tried to kick her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly forgetful pixie, Naomi Butterscotch, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Naomi proved to be grubby and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with laughing. Sophia soon learnt that Naomi had taken an oath never to slap a human being.
When Sophia's friendly father is injured in a bungee jumping accident, Sophia realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Naomi'slong claws and long claws, Sophia finds herself falling for the pixie. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.
One night, a alien appears before Sophia and warns her of a darkness within Naomi. The alien gives Sophia the peculiar razor - the only weapon that can defeat a forgetful pixie.
Will Sophia find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly hot? (Hint: yes!)
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