May Plumb suspected something was a little off when her intuitive auntie tried to wash her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly articulate gremlin, Rick Torrance, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Rick proved to be cowardly and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with loving. May soon learnt that Rick had taken an oath never to punch a human being.
When May's intuitive auntie is injured in a magic accident, May realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Rick'stranslucent body and foul odour, May finds herself falling for the gremlin. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a loch ness monster appears before May and warns her of a darkness within Rick. The loch ness monster gives May the warped paperweight - the only weapon that can defeat a articulate gremlin.
Will May find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly hot? (Hint: yes!)
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