The sonnet to rule them all

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                                Ode to the Pebble
                            
                                A Sonnet 
                            by memeon
        
My smart pebble, you inspire me to write.
How I love the way you hide, skip and bark,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the cunning lark.


Let me compare you to a dumb buffoon?
You are more dirty, textbook and shiny.
Wise sun heats the heavy peaches of June,
And summertime has the good dominy.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your nice attitude, legs and arms.
Thinking of your stunning legs fills my days.
My love for you is the twinning alarms.

Now I must away with a flirty heart,
Remember my blue words whilst we're apart.