TIL it's called Gorilla Glue because Harambe held our world together.

Taka

People who put the table first*

Me who is under 18 and non-American

We watched that animation in school. What was the name?

during a test

Yea that was my first thought too.

ngl not enough people use the creepy moon emoji

There were literally people whos job it was to connect you to your call back in the 60s, listening inyour conversations.

Lmao

You made pillow forts, and this pumpkin made a fort outta his own species

75Hz gang?

Introverts: *intense sweating

Glasses, braces, ponytail, oversized hoodie... We love everything.

Did you just combine Kungfu Panda and Madagascar?

Philosophy is australian Art and science

Fuck me yourself, you coward!

Or the name of the donkey in shrek

Geni(e)us

my nose isn't the only thing my uncle took from me