<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 13:10:50 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[happy summer solstice.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you finally feel summer has arrived after long season of winter.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/happy-summer-solstice</link><guid 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post.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/flattering-for-upvotes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/flattering-for-upvotes</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2018 15:16:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9VXEryVVye53oTF3D62R9v4SKw1p4z3HPAugtEAanRiWftiaK3TShHVeyUZNtJVA68bBasmDmpUf49j?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Disappointment]]></title><description><![CDATA[Steemians reaction when steemit inc just make some small changes in UI instead of solving big problems.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/disappointment</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/disappointment</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2018 14:47:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9WroDaa2r56RxXNdL5dxKKN7JMi3rfH4DnhB1vKjQ9bUGGS14H1QtmsfSvP5RLbDWkYh8B66SQgrsAV?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[People get me wrong.]]></title><description><![CDATA[After you shave your pubes.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/people-get-me-wrong</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/people-get-me-wrong</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 13:31:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCEgwiZm9nSMdP72CANPnyBdQEc2Fnbpq?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hand is now my friend.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Man's life after break up.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/hand-is-now-my-friend</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/hand-is-now-my-friend</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 13:20:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGRBim423cJ6CncyTJSpSxPyCtcHESajWPLF9EvSFgHNgDMg2iiita68YCtz5nJv7TrKCtED68PadSWevChniPJwEsBQhv9C6x4ra4yemYST4jbEUfxr57yKGR?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Somewhere is Asia.]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is how some people in asia prepare their non veg noodles.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/somewhere-is-asia</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/somewhere-is-asia</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2018 14:47:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc16ythUWUxzevV2kSnmFBY3yK86xfmkyVoJ4rAxgPPRJmA52sN3UVNqPjA9pBYs5ToLGGiQYpqUTQbMeo1vMYW8S9N2fFg2wJ3PuexZ2Yj7cFTx7jc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I will be there in 5 minutes.]]></title><description><![CDATA[She -" come over" Me - "Can't, i am at war" She - " My parents are not at home" Me - ""]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/i-will-be-there-in-5-minutes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/i-will-be-there-in-5-minutes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 14:28:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm3sWQK3HKkuAMedF1JSX7yKgEqYjnyTKPwrcp1pEphJCgCmzFwHaFr7gFJds2mKYFWk1dPGEW1dV53XV4fZmHBU2c9qZ2UveNX33frx4MnY5r4ey2XExyQjPm2wYWeR?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Only 40 steem Power ?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When my gold digger girlfriend check my steem wallet.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/40-steem-power</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/40-steem-power</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2018 15:34:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UonWToSX8tGXNY8jeXKSedJ2aRhGRj6HDecqrjPLrchHYTkyqPuEyshmxhrevWtwNzNtsJ8j19da8EXHaMBDvG8rBQhfMaThZQjc6AHpLS21?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Social Media vs reality.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The false self on social media.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/social-media-vs-reality</link><guid 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Let's go. Quickly now."]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/when-you-go-to-water-park-with-your-kids</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/when-you-go-to-water-park-with-your-kids</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2018 13:37:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/MvwLKy3SfvJwXFKCRMDAFrt961Uyuc97a3AjAaojs?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Somewhere in middle east.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Men's first love.. Gif source Giphy]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/somewhere-in-middle-east</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/somewhere-in-middle-east</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2018 14:14:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm3sWQK3HKkuAMedF1JSX7yKgEqYjnyTKPwrcFaS1bJ3Nbn61cPJAadRgrJLYr2iZnUhGuoN2bbRmWByArAiJSYZTiVQkchzkHUrRRgfqDww5HZoD1zqweCmm1PKHgGd?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oldschool]]></title><description><![CDATA[What i feel when i see the term nodes, scalability, smart contracts and other blockchain's stuff. Gif source tenor.com]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/oldschool</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/oldschool</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 14:12:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/54TLbcUcnRm3sWQK3HKkuAMedF1JSX7yKgEqYjnyTKPwrcRvLzDpvhqYwr8BaiT6X1hMCaYFkUo8TqJAY1ghkb1d1R9D7gPoDeD6R4vuYtPh6NLyTDeHHCsEZeFps2ru2ahxJSBrD?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny  fake reactions]]></title><description><![CDATA[When i told my friends how steemit works and they pretend like they understand everything.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/funny-fake-reactions</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@markzuckerbergs/funny-fake-reactions</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[markzuckerbergs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2018 14:35:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc16ythUWUxzevV2kSnmFBY3yK86xfmkyVoHdY4ci85X6cdXXWWUv5nLAZLhbDE6E9xfSqvYBdHqiYM3sXECzFtMhg2Bx7ys1hL5WsJrtjPrucNZ6NJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You have to go through this pain.]]></title><description><![CDATA[After a week of constipation, I feel a poop coming and it feels like it is too big to pass but there's no way of stopping it. 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