NOBODY wants U NOBODY Loves U NOBODY misses U NOBODY needs U NOBODY cares about U NOBODY makes U happy, Don’t Cry My Name is ” NOBODY “ Read it Now……!

Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be

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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there

Two factory workers are talking The woman says, 'I can make the boss give me the day off.'' The man replies, 'And how would you do that?'' The woman says, 'Just wait and see.' She then hangs upside-down

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, 'You look terrible. What's the problem?' 'My mother died in August,' he said, 'and left me $25,000.' 'Gee,

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How to Kill a mosquito: Catch it alive, Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs ,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of Poison ….

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Bother and Sister Follow me

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Understanding A Girl: . . . This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed!

Wife : had ur lunch.? Husband : had ur lunch.? Wife : i m asking you Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.? Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping Husband :Yes i had my lunch

Son:Dad I'm hungry😦 Dad:Hi hungry, I'm dad 😁 Son:Dad I'm serious🙁 Dad:No you're hungry😂 Son:You're joking 😠 Dad:No I'm Dad 😂