<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 02:03:46 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@lordvader/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Join the 501st Legion and Rule Drug Wars!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers, My executive assistant Vera, whose mere presence is the most intoxicating thing in any galaxy, has informed me that there are new wars raging on your primitive planet. She explained]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/join-the-501st-legion-and-rule-drug-wars</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/join-the-501st-legion-and-rule-drug-wars</guid><category><![CDATA[drugwars]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2019 00:55:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCRNNStsJ9S8HFL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If the interview conducted by one of your wisest inhabitants has sparked any questions, I will now allow you to ask me anything.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. One of your least terrible inhabitants, @wadepaterson has made the wise decision to conduct an interview with the most powerful being in any universe. You can find the greatest]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/if-the-interview-conducted-by-one-of-your-wisest-inhabitants-has-sparked-any-questions-i-will-now-allow-you-to-ask-me-anything</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/if-the-interview-conducted-by-one-of-your-wisest-inhabitants-has-sparked-any-questions-i-will-now-allow-you-to-ask-me-anything</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2018 20:41:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/FxX5caie56ypJSpKFijHHvvJYmNGQ2hCsp2uz2EZggNtHWjHUTJ8TwxjUyqCCo9B3pixfUHCk4ARrX2yHpiTVkRDZWLwJXHVZtwTRRLs9bLJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XIX: AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who can just do anything (and just do it perfectly), has informed me that the moronic inhabitants of your primitive planet may be in need of some]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xix-an-inspirational-message</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xix-an-inspirational-message</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:50:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/pBMyo3B2Sao2EbuHAFTX1CNWMbam25xJGPs4sKmLS6XL7hGKMwAwhfA8xSejPBsuMjVSdpUMQyhvvzpAPpDTCF3hFeRywFyCahRQsUCDZLrf9knMV9FehgXMDo16Dw5U5hqSHKQpF19q8F3pvMLrrRPyccwodWDUUNaLs1UxErScF1p2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVIII: NOW HIRING]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. Do you have what it takes to become my apprentice? Probably not. My executive assistant Vera, who will never have to look for another job as long as I am the most powerful being]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xviii-now-hiring</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xviii-now-hiring</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2018 02:51:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/BgxWBRxjvNhnbM9DiyHtCptYaDNF3xx85r8if8spuMjfmZvVZLfivGkNQBBv9wepvQPsjKQDXhCXBjrDUWeqFvs4SKxCfyf2yVcPTMKinWf7k8tq7612uxvV7dwJsbPRqsHsSUCiTvXusWjbgkoERG28v831GwG8RYwmEbZp4jDiK1x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVII: ALLIES AND FOES]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. I need to wait for the applause to die down before proceeding. This may take a while. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only ally anyone would ever need, has informed me]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xvii-allies-and-foes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xvii-allies-and-foes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2018 15:14:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCRBrUWhUEtgvyU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Empire has sent you a friend request.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only other indispensable member of the Empire, has informed me that some of you may be able to provide The Empiree with valuable intelligence]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/the-empire-has-sent-you-a-friend-request</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/the-empire-has-sent-you-a-friend-request</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2018 23:22:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gbkvz1yNBypLpwUHBnasMpK1zSCzdCmdfPFDY1qSCdguyq6R9hGpjYozck7AQtM13i545jLegyorFoHn6NN5C81x8bvsoy2ryS1Fp6vYBMHxBfsdTexq5SGk7dcd5GF7pm57GHpDfFLe74QXGAVPT8432GFF5KL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!) has issued yet another]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-have-made-your-olympics-better-just-like-i-do-with-everything-else</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-have-made-your-olympics-better-just-like-i-do-with-everything-else</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 18:58:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/8DAuGnTQCLpunQuGfHnXTmxWbRQScCVGspXNWFwLnxdjdTkMRMmcrhs8ooWCTpLe7b5vrD8jY5xhmke7n3MyruGBg6LEgbDVNQgbUz5h9UfD7UB9YXAdtrTKihgVNU9QLcLNCJibQxcm5juanweR4fN2JZUUx5zdoBUnwZiNSJr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Hate Teachers... and Liars.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could save every single starfish on a beach if she wanted to, has informed me that one of my least favorite inhabitants from your planet is at]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-hate-teachers-and-liars</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-hate-teachers-and-liars</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 02:11:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCQXfFRTuqpbzKG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode III]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who consistently has the highest score in outstanding achievement in the field of excellence, has informed me that I have gained a tremendous amount]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-am-lord-vader-ask-me-anything-episode-iii</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-am-lord-vader-ask-me-anything-episode-iii</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2018 16:47:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiG6NHCYPKNKjQmQgouWJGxFUAH4z6gu41pTeXztgdncR13zQCBpoVRJEjtKfRUD2mi5wwPADXUQmKFtEnKVXnYFV1CFMBsXWxChxEAX3VhSTz67p?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you have been wondering why I haven't sent any transmissions recently, it is because I have been trying to enjoy one of my favorite pastimes: ruining creatures' Life Day celebrations. Perhaps some day]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/oh-look-that-loser-the-whiny-farm-boy-has-come-out-of-hiding</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/oh-look-that-loser-the-whiny-farm-boy-has-come-out-of-hiding</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2017 01:03:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCQWtYzXvWHTHfU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[An Open Transmission to the Crooked, Lying, and Whiny Farm Boy.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. This is my feline named Padme. She will scratch your freaking face off if you cross her. That is why I like her. I treat animals well... except for ewoks. Those I eat well...]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/an-open-transmission-to-the-crooked-lying-and-whiny-farm-boy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/an-open-transmission-to-the-crooked-lying-and-whiny-farm-boy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2017 22:15:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCQW9mrkWwxgdFc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One of your teachers needs to learn a lesson.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could teach all of you a thing or two, has informed me that one of your inhabitants has sent yet another transmission filled with fake news.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/one-of-your-teachers-needs-to-learn-a-lesson</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/one-of-your-teachers-needs-to-learn-a-lesson</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2017 20:14:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCNBoA3iC9kX93t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I decided to attend SteemFest 2. You're welcome.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. Headed to Steemfest2 on Thursday November 9th! Last Wednesday (November 1st), I received a transmission from my son, Lord Vader Jr. (at least that is what I would have named]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-decided-to-attend-steemfest-2-you-re-welcome</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/i-decided-to-attend-steemfest-2-you-re-welcome</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2017 15:59:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gbkvz1yNBypLpwUHBnasMpK1zSCzdChmLHDt9Q2rPo26JF8sCo7KqSEFzq1CiFftC9jtX8zUL5z4S29hsVbWFHcBG5unTbgbacdRJ3ZaC6kWs3TsNRVZN2oh6QBYsdCD8QnG1NyQ7FjW55fVeJiYSHr8FScbwta?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[October 31st is Honor Lord Vader Day (What are you doing the other 364 days of your year?)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should never hide her perfection by disguising herself as anyone else, has informed me that across your planet, October 31st is deemed "Honor]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/october-31st-is-honor-lord-vader-day-what-are-you-doing-the-other-364-days-of-your-year</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/october-31st-is-honor-lord-vader-day-what-are-you-doing-the-other-364-days-of-your-year</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 13:01:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/JvFFVmatwWHT1wka2pFENV4y75XRgbWBNN4mpecJ4ASUgHky9eDJb2NwXpFXL3qW4AnkmM4bHhy19LSupsJ6ELyTBoYxuwkX8thj8HkZrZ3umVXHfzyDvNPUfMCPCyeXJZsg1hK2Yn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Are you seriously still listening to that wacky and whiny little farm boy?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the living incarnation of a perfect game, has informed me that we have received a transmission that was delayed as a result of the non-linear]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/are-you-seriously-still-listening-to-that-wacky-and-whiny-little-farm-boy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/are-you-seriously-still-listening-to-that-wacky-and-whiny-little-farm-boy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2017 14:32:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCNAMXGVw7DrN8v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[You idiots had a contest to decipher what I was doing in these images? You could have just asked... losers!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is a true winner in every sense of the word, has informed me that your planet's inhabitants have created a contest in order to decipher what]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/you-idiots-had-a-contest-to-decipher-what-i-was-doing-in-these-images-you-could-have-just-asked-losers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/you-idiots-had-a-contest-to-decipher-what-i-was-doing-in-these-images-you-could-have-just-asked-losers</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2017 00:50:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCNAKM5PJY2oaDk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hey Losers! Consider this Your Unvitation to the Death Star!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. There is a great disturbance in the Force. My executive assistant Vera, who is honestly the greatest thing in the universe, has informed me that another one of your community]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/hey-losers-consider-this-your-unvitation-to-the-death-star</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/hey-losers-consider-this-your-unvitation-to-the-death-star</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2017 21:06:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN9ZBuAjfAZQNS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVI: A WORKING VACATION]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, whose presence makes every day feel like a vacation, has informed me that you people have been incessantly inquiring about my whereabouts. The views]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xvi-a-working-vacation</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xvi-a-working-vacation</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2017 12:08:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/8DAuGnTQCLpunQuGfHnXTmxWbRQScCVGspXNWFwLoFjKC63WaDFVtJ5ApUDqYJjCjqZWGRirhmKCU1TSt6XebuFVzn9JK7bcv1nUC8EGpBrXFGZwSPVoo1ysd4sZw8rD9vxhSwf84FyXCn1umeicyRvD18mYvzxVRNbXB6Nhu4z?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XV: TRAINING STORMTROOPERS IN THE PROPER USE OF FORCE]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the cat's pajamas, just informed me that my jackass boss, The Emperor, has scheduled me to speak in front of a room full of those dipwad,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xv-training-stormtroopers-in-the-proper-use-of-force</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/how-to-ruin-an-empire-episode-xv-training-stormtroopers-in-the-proper-use-of-force</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2017 17:04:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/8DAuGnTQCLpunQuGfHnXTmxWbRQScCVGspXNWFwLs58jYV61JvQ4Jow4kEG79Z8m4hWq1EUeY45L7KSNXjnKnaFdhpkkhtG5RZzFP5aZvFzko7NVUnzaFtipY9j1butXvpyfqs4CBt4HNw2FL9xpNyaoSxYHFinnWvy6pKdVXvE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Perhaps your younglings can make your planet worthy of joining the Empire.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Greetings loyal followers. As you know, I am contemplating what the Empire should do with your planet. Some of the options are to assimilate your planet into the Empire, milk your planet of all of its]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@lordvader/perhaps-your-younglings-can-make-your-planet-worthy-of-joining-the-empire</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@lordvader/perhaps-your-younglings-can-make-your-planet-worthy-of-joining-the-empire</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lordvader]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2017 18:22:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/82kPqomaPXmNsjpEo1JmFDEUfLkC6tCN7CqJVFNK2jCS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>