This is the LOLZ Defi report for 3/23/2022. This is an automated report. All liquid Hive from this post will be used to buy and burn LOLZ. Token earnings will be staked to increase curation value.
I had to make an edit to the code, so today I ran the scripts in parts today in case it failed (I didn't enjoy sending the dividends out manually last time the script crashed!). The farming script ran this morning just fine, so I just ran the dividend scripts ja few minutes ago, so if you didn't see those earlier in your wallet, they should be there now.
CENT earnings were a bit down from normal. Not sure why, but I did check and the bots are still running fine, so who knows. Hopefully they will get back to where they were.
Have a great day everyone!
LOLZ Defi is a way to earn passive income on the Hive Blockchain and includes three components.
Each component works together to provide value to LOLZ users, delegators, and holders. Learn more about how LOLZ Defi works in our Introduction to LOLZ Defi post.
Farm LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive tokens to the LOLZ Curation bots (HIVE delegation coming soon!). We are rewarding delegators with LOLZ tokens equal to 110% of the value of the curation rewards received from their delegation.
To start farming LOLZ, delegate the following tokens to the associated curation bot.
| Token | Account |
|---|---|
| ALIVE |  @lolz.alive |
| CENT |  @lolz.cent |
| CINE |  @lolz.cine |
| CTP |  @lolz.ctp |
| DUNK |  @lolz.dunk |
| LIST |  @lolz.list |
| MEME |  @lolz.meme |
| NEOXAG |  @lolz.nxg |
| ONEUP |  @lolz.oneup |
| SPORTS |  @lolz.sports |
| SPT |  @lolz.spt |
| VIBES |  @lolz.vibes |
| WAIV |  @lolz.waiv |
| WEED |  @lolz.weed |
The following table summarizes the LOLZ Curation earnings for the last 24 hours. The APR shown is calculated by dividing the daily earnings by the amount of tokens staked and delegated multiplied by 365 days. The APR for each token changes daily based on the earnings achieved. Note the APRs shown DO NOT include the 10% bonus paid to LOLZ farmers.
| Token | Stake + Delegations | Curation Earnings | APR |
| ALIVE | 6690.0 | 11.2 | 61.08 |
| CENT | 17580.0 | 57.55 | 119.51 |
| CINE | 1530.0 | 1.57 | 37.53 |
| CTP | 4320.0 | 1.42 | 12.02 |
| DUNK | 26400.0 | 31.69 | 43.82 |
| LIST | 7420.0 | 4.26 | 20.93 |
| MEME | 622280.0 | 901.42 | 52.87 |
| NEOXAG | 18080.0 | 2.43 | 4.91 |
| ONEUP | 37730.0 | 56.49 | 54.65 |
| SPORTS | 733650.0 | 906.99 | 45.12 |
| SPT | 44530.0 | 53.89 | 44.17 |
| VIBES | 3620.0 | 13.29 | 66.95 |
| WAIV | 1200.0 | 0.38 | 11.5 |
| WEED | 1900.0 | 1.62 | 30.97 |
The following table shows the LOLZ farming rewards for today. We are rewarding delegators with LOLZ tokens equal to 110% of the value of the curation rewards received from their delegation. If you do not wish to be tagged, please drop a comment in our report stating so and we will be happy to add you to our no tag list for future reports.
| Token | Farmer | Delegation | LOLZ Farmed |
| ALIVE | steem82868 | 70.0 | 0.02572768 |
| ALIVE | pablodare | 18.8 | 0.00690053 |
| ALIVE | kehrwoche | 1.2 | 0.00045538 |
| ALIVE | forsakensushi | 157.5 | 0.05789463 |
| ALIVE | rarej | 114.7 | 0.04217428 |
| ALIVE | marshmellowman | 543.5 | 0.19975483 |
| ALIVE | aliveprojects | 2000.0 | 0.7350765 |
| ALIVE | magicbeans | 151.4 | 0.055635 |
| ALIVE | captaincryptic | 1537.2 | 0.56496326 |
| ALIVE | magicalive | 1308.0 | 0.48074003 |
| CENT | kehrwoche | 12.5 | 0.00707288 |
| CENT | pablodare | 22.8 | 0.01293801 |
| CENT | steem82868 | 2000.0 | 1.13438371 |
| CENT | rarej | 61.1 | 0.03465329 |
| CENT | forsakensushi | 1593.2 | 0.90363581 |
| CENT | belhaven14 | 178.2 | 0.10107075 |
| CENT | imno | 1216.3 | 0.68986146 |
| CENT | arpuch | 683.8 | 0.38782787 |
| CENT | akumagai | 32.4 | 0.01837783 |
| CENT | marshmellowman | 158.2 | 0.08973011 |
| CENT | valdiva | 109.9 | 0.06234437 |
| CENT | mpoukovo | 33.4 | 0.0189362 |
| CENT | satyre | 1000.3 | 0.56738477 |
| CENT | playbyhive | 78.0 | 0.04424096 |
| CENT | magicbeans | 155.3 | 0.08811014 |
| CENT | captaincryptic | 5000.0 | 2.83595927 |
| CINE | kehrwoche | 0.3 | 0.00032651 |
| CINE | fnvdesigns | 0.0 | 1.983e-05 |
| CINE | forsakensushi | 10.4 | 0.01302719 |
| CINE | thatcryptodave | 275.0 | 0.34583187 |
| CINE | marshmellowman | 120.7 | 0.15175422 |
| CINE | captaincryptic | 974.7 | 1.22573044 |
| CTP | pablodare | 19.2 | 0.00252552 |
| CTP | kehrwoche | 0.3 | 3.885e-05 |
| CTP | gestion.alive | 34.6 | 0.00456258 |
| CTP | thatcryptodave | 1500.0 | 0.19754277 |
| CTP | lolz.devs | 1.1 | 0.00015013 |
| CTP | steem82868 | 200.0 | 0.02633904 |
| CTP | urkanon | 0.1 | 1.027e-05 |
| CTP | fnvdesigns | 0.0 | 3.95e-06 |
| CTP | pynutbater | 9.0 | 0.00118381 |
| CTP | marshmellowman | 500.0 | 0.06584759 |
| CTP | mpoukovo | 24.2 | 0.00318281 |
| CTP | magicbeans | 343.5 | 0.04523637 |
| CTP | captaincryptic | 1500.0 | 0.19754277 |
| DUNK | kehrwoche | 5.4 | 1.11e-06 |
| DUNK | arpuch | 4068.8 | 0.00083488 |
| DUNK | marshmellowman | 34.6 | 7.1e-06 |
| DUNK | chapelle | 15933.0 | 0.00326935 |
| DUNK | magicbeans | 997.2 | 0.00020461 |
| DUNK | captaincryptic | 3500.0 | 0.00071818 |
| LIST | kehrwoche | 0.4 | 1.049e-05 |
| LIST | pablodare | 3385.9 | 0.08014003 |
| LIST | gestion.alive | 504.7 | 0.01194672 |
| LIST | urkanon | 0.1 | 2.68e-06 |
| LIST | forsakensushi | 781.2 | 0.01849003 |
| LIST | valdiva | 15.8 | 0.00037436 |
| LIST | thatcryptodave | 1500.0 | 0.03550349 |
| LIST | steem82868 | 200.0 | 0.0047338 |
| LIST | mpoukovo | 233.0 | 0.00551602 |
| LIST | dubble | 42.0 | 0.00099454 |
| LIST | belhaven14 | 3.3 | 7.701e-05 |
| LIST | playbyhive | 157.9 | 0.00373699 |
| LIST | captaincryptic | 400.0 | 0.0094676 |
| MEME | tunnelmotions | 6.6 | 2.485e-05 |
| MEME | pablodare | 296.9 | 0.00111923 |
| MEME | agreste | 10.9 | 4.094e-05 |
| MEME | fnvdesigns | 3.1 | 1.168e-05 |
| MEME | steem82868 | 11000.0 | 0.04147072 |
| MEME | belhaven14 | 323.4 | 0.00121934 |
| MEME | gestion.alive | 57.0 | 0.00021474 |
| MEME | rarej | 642.6 | 0.00242272 |
| MEME | memehive | 300000.0 | 1.13101969 |
| MEME | quinnertronics | 1621.9 | 0.00611479 |
| MEME | arpuch | 24162.2 | 0.09109303 |
| MEME | pynutbater | 185.7 | 0.00070021 |
| MEME | apoloo1 | 49.2 | 0.00018533 |
| MEME | satyre | 40906.4 | 0.15421989 |
| MEME | servelle | 404.0 | 0.00152311 |
| MEME | mpoukovo | 71.2 | 0.00026832 |
| MEME | marshmellowman | 20000.0 | 0.07540131 |
| MEME | cryptokungfu | 4278.0 | 0.01612834 |
| MEME | rentmoney | 25000.0 | 0.09425164 |
| MEME | playbyhive | 48.2 | 0.00018185 |
| MEME | captaincryptic | 16118.3 | 0.06076713 |
| NEOXAG | lolz.nxg | 227.0 | 0.00039329 |
| NEOXAG | kehrwoche | 1.1 | 1.99e-06 |
| NEOXAG | fnvdesigns | 0.9 | 1.59e-06 |
| NEOXAG | rarej | 505.5 | 0.00087595 |
| NEOXAG | pablodare | 10.1 | 1.742e-05 |
| NEOXAG | lolz.devs | 8.3 | 1.43e-05 |
| NEOXAG | urkanon | 0.1 | 1.1e-07 |
| NEOXAG | arpuch | 112.7 | 0.0001952 |
| NEOXAG | thranax | 2255.3 | 0.00390777 |
| NEOXAG | manuvert | 1000.0 | 0.00173273 |
| NEOXAG | steem82868 | 600.0 | 0.00103964 |
| NEOXAG | marshmellowman | 211.3 | 0.00036618 |
| NEOXAG | belhaven14 | 5.9 | 1.029e-05 |
| NEOXAG | mpoukovo | 100.3 | 0.00017373 |
| NEOXAG | captaincryptic | 10072.4 | 0.01745282 |
| ONEUP | steem82868 | 150.0 | 0.05626185 |
| ONEUP | fnvdesigns | 0.3 | 9.508e-05 |
| ONEUP | belhaven14 | 501.3 | 0.1880097 |
| ONEUP | forsakensushi | 15305.6 | 5.74080469 |
| ONEUP | mann0000 | 145.0 | 0.05438118 |
| ONEUP | imno | 11448.8 | 4.29418956 |
| ONEUP | leosoph | 6214.7 | 2.3310046 |
| ONEUP | rarej | 23.3 | 0.00875353 |
| ONEUP | hellene8 | 0.0 | 1.177e-05 |
| ONEUP | arpuch | 337.9 | 0.12672813 |
| ONEUP | pynutbater | 59.8 | 0.02242984 |
| ONEUP | marshmellowman | 60.0 | 0.02250474 |
| ONEUP | servelle | 140.0 | 0.05251106 |
| ONEUP | mpoukovo | 17.5 | 0.00655656 |
| ONEUP | magicbeans | 8.4 | 0.00316134 |
| ONEUP | captaincryptic | 1769.1 | 0.66356085 |
| SPORTS | kehrwoche | 108.8 | 4.915e-05 |
| SPORTS | steem82868 | 600.0 | 0.00027102 |
| SPORTS | playbyhive | 22103.8 | 0.00998427 |
| SPORTS | forsakensushi | 2419.1 | 0.00109272 |
| SPORTS | lolz.devs | 1625.8 | 0.00073439 |
| SPORTS | valdiva | 1379.6 | 0.00062317 |
| SPORTS | rarej | 4060.0 | 0.00183389 |
| SPORTS | arpuch | 15903.4 | 0.00718358 |
| SPORTS | apoloo1 | 386.5 | 0.00017458 |
| SPORTS | panosdada.sports | 100000.0 | 0.04517001 |
| SPORTS | tokutaro22 | 30000.0 | 0.013551 |
| SPORTS | pynutbater | 127.8 | 5.771e-05 |
| SPORTS | marshmellowman | 2566.3 | 0.0011592 |
| SPORTS | chapelle | 53904.0 | 0.02434844 |
| SPORTS | mpoukovo | 2233.5 | 0.00100886 |
| SPORTS | belhaven14 | 1779.4 | 0.00080378 |
| SPORTS | onewolfe | 23720.3 | 0.01071445 |
| SPORTS | yeckingo1 | 160000.0 | 0.07227202 |
| SPORTS | captaincryptic | 300000.0 | 0.13551003 |
| SPT | kehrwoche | 4.9 | 0.00020856 |
| SPT | mann0000 | 621.6 | 0.02625312 |
| SPT | gestion.alive | 2.5 | 0.00010635 |
| SPT | tunnelmotions | 28.8 | 0.00121697 |
| SPT | arpuch | 806.6 | 0.03406337 |
| SPT | steem82868 | 300.0 | 0.0126698 |
| SPT | rarej | 202.2 | 0.00853869 |
| SPT | imno | 39444.1 | 1.66582887 |
| SPT | mpoukovo | 2.4 | 0.00010083 |
| SPT | belhaven14 | 80.8 | 0.00341406 |
| VIBES | belhaven14 | 909.7 | 0.74360792 |
| VIBES | rarej | 35.9 | 0.02935193 |
| VIBES | servelle | 93.0 | 0.07601972 |
| VIBES | yeckingo1 | 500.0 | 0.40870816 |
| VIBES | marshmellowman | 169.4 | 0.13848888 |
| VIBES | mpoukovo | 130.1 | 0.10638153 |
| VIBES | playbyhive | 88.4 | 0.07229285 |
| VIBES | valdiva | 162.6 | 0.13294185 |
| VIBES | captaincryptic | 1000.0 | 0.81741631 |
| WAIV | agreste | 32.0 | 0.02542014 |
| WAIV | fnvdesigns | 0.1 | 0.00011006 |
| WAIV | gestion.alive | 2.5 | 0.00196565 |
| WAIV | kehrwoche | 19.5 | 0.01550663 |
| WAIV | forsakensushi | 22.0 | 0.0174649 |
| WAIV | mann0000 | 2.3 | 0.00183894 |
| WAIV | lolz.devs | 0.5 | 0.0003823 |
| WAIV | manuvert | 200.0 | 0.15879868 |
| WAIV | urkanon | 0.3 | 0.00024373 |
| WAIV | apoloo1 | 0.4 | 0.00030356 |
| WAIV | imno | 57.9 | 0.04598009 |
| WAIV | mpoukovo | 0.6 | 0.00044864 |
| WAIV | elementm | 259.7 | 0.20616636 |
| WAIV | tokutaro22 | 15.0 | 0.0119099 |
| WAIV | dubble | 38.3 | 0.03038576 |
| WAIV | belhaven14 | 10.1 | 0.00803059 |
| WAIV | captaincryptic | 526.0 | 0.41764052 |
| WEED | pablodare | 24.3 | 0.00371855 |
| WEED | fnvdesigns | 0.0 | 6.55e-06 |
| WEED | forsakensushi | 40.8 | 0.00623718 |
| WEED | tunnelmotions | 0.4 | 5.688e-05 |
| WEED | apoloo1 | 0.0 | 1.4e-07 |
| WEED | marshmellowman | 10.0 | 0.0015289 |
| WEED | dubble | 0.1 | 1.261e-05 |
| WEED | magicbeans | 190.6 | 0.02914701 |
| WEED | captaincryptic | 1500.0 | 0.22933511 |
Forty percent of curation earnings are paid out as dividends to LOLZ Headliners (holders of 512 or more LOLZ) on a pro-rated basis weekly. Currently, dividends are paid out for two tokens per day, such that all pool rewards are paid out once per week.
| Token | Today's Dividends |
| VIBES | 49.181 |
| MEME | 2660.357 |
The dividends are divided among all Headliners (those holding 512 or more LOLZ) on a pro-rated basis. The share for each Headliner is calculated as their LOLZ holdings divided by the total LOLZ holdings for all Headliners.
| Headliner | LOLZ Held | Share (%) |
| captaincryptic | 1564.26080704 | 12.0 |
| yeckingo1 | 686.75346691 | 5.27 |
| pablodare | 544.3106305 | 4.18 |
| servelle | 970.38678852 | 7.44 |
| luizeba | 622.39852573 | 4.77 |
| magicbeans | 616.53711477 | 4.73 |
| playbyhive | 858.5372982 | 6.59 |
| uthantzin | 578.0 | 4.43 |
| logicforce | 591.0 | 4.53 |
| happyme | 664.0 | 5.09 |
| steem82868 | 762.72240838 | 5.85 |
| forsakensushi | 557.19221826 | 4.27 |
| pynutbater | 559.05401633 | 4.29 |
| imno | 848.33242372 | 6.51 |
| m3ss | 1175.36651464 | 9.02 |
| arpuch | 876.62328045 | 6.72 |
| kehrwoche | 561.05691361 | 4.3 |
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