Why isn't this selfish prick wearing a mask?

Only two things are infinite

There are no whales they said. And anything goes. After getting the biggest downvote in the history of Hive, these things are of great interest! Are memes considered proof of enough brain? I usually post

Which lie are we telling this year?

The beard maketh the man

That was orgasmic!

Let's rip some holes

As society has divided into multiple levels of stupidity, it's become harder to tell when to stop calling people stupid and to start taking them on special outings to the zoo with minders and structured

More fun than self flagellation!

Are you unplugging your fridge before spanking the monkey?

America is coming to save us

Less is more

The quarity of the content is better

Now bugger off and take up knitting

Vegan porn is wild

Fart for Freedom, Liberation and Justice

The government really cares

You have serious issues you need to work out with yourself

Got my mojo back!

Express your life purpose in ink