Automotive nihilism is my story and I'm sticking to it!

Most people are doing this these days. I agree!

I found t-shirts ref your "can opener" and was going to send but assume you already have seen such.

think comprehension might be more to blame

De Nile is not just a river and all that :|

I'd do a coffee table book. That'd be some history

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"Report a feeding" - That is brilliant! :D