Noids not Roids
In the poetic spirit of Texas Social Justice Warriors (SJW) protesting 2nd amendment glocks, we say Noids not Rhoids. Terpenoids and cannabinoids can actually play a role in the management of hemorrhoids while also playing a much safer role in sports medicine than steroids. One only needs to look to Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt to know that cannabinoids are protective and performance enhancing. They are also linked to benefits with Hemorrhoids.
Cannabis in obstetrics and gynecology
If you are familiar with the drug war, you should worry about hemorrhoids because cavity searches happen and often the victim is sent the bill. Ironically, the best thing for your hemorrhoids might be to stick cannabis up your rump. Just don't let an officer see you do it or you might get an expensive endoscope procedure that doesn't fall under your ever-inflating deductible health plan.
The butt end of the sick joke known as "The war on drugs" was instigated by the same president that initiated "The war on cancer". Like a belated karmic boomerang, Nixon initiated a war on drugs that simultaneously became a war on the very cancer patients he was trying to help with his other war. The motto for Wasatch brewery's Polygamy Porter is "WHY HAVE JUST ONE!" and I think it has become the presidential tag-line regarding their policy on war.
But cannabis got the last laugh as Nixon died of a stroke in 1994 and the literature on Cannabinoid neuroprotection for hypoxia ischemia and stroke protection is deep. So deep it is the subject of the 6,630,507 Hampson patent. That's right! It’s not medical but it IS patentable as medical and to add insult to injury (or hypoxia on clot in this case), the NIH owns the patent on Cannabinoids as neuroprotectants.
This created intense protest on August 12th, 2016 when the DEA claimed no medical benfit once again.
Pat Nixon (his wife) died of Cancer in 1993. For many, the connection of cannabinoids and cancer is probably thought to be an internet conspiracy. It is not. FDA versions of THC exist for this condition. They don't seem to be as effective as whole plant extracts and that's actually not too surprising once you get acquainted with the diversity of active compounds in the plant.
The impact of cannabinoids on cancer care cannot be understated.
Cannabinoids: potential anticancer agents
The initial trial in Brazil that tested nausea and pain reduction with cannabinoids on children undergoing cancer treatment was halted because the results were so striking and successful that it was unethical to continue with the placebo. The physician managing the trial concluded that the blinding was broken with 100% response rates! It was so obvious who got the cannabinoids and who got the placebos that the blinding had been compromised and they couldn't ethically continue with placebos. 100% response rates don't happen, even in small trials.
Cannabinoids for control of chemotherapy induced nausea and vomiting: quantitative systematic review
Dr. Mechoulams CannMed 2016 KeyNote Presentation-30 min in
Not to sweat it. Reagan had a similar karmic kick in the knickers. His escalated "Just say no" war on drugs showcased eggs frying in a pan as an analogy to brain damage and disease.
This reinforced the ban on the very drug that could have saved him from his Alzheimers. THC is now a lead candidate in the fight against Alzheimers.
Cannabinoids remove plaque forming alzheimers proteins from brain cells
Oops. Minor centralized planning error effecting 51 million people worldwide. The people are facing the slow death of loosing their minds while their families have to nurse a biological zombie to their grave.
Perhaps it is fitting his memory faded so he wouldn't have to recall all of those small government promises during his “expand government at no expense” years in office.
How do we reverse this 80 years of ossified ignorance?
Blocks not Glocks
We need to eliminate a recent mental virus. Somehow, many humans have acquired a destructive default thought. When a complicated problem presents itself, petition Santa Claus to fix it. Perhaps I'm being generous here. Santa Claus doesn't force his will onto others. Non-voluntary or non-representative government does just that and blockchains have the potential to not only bring accountability to banking but also to voting and this changes everything. No excuses for hanging chads every 4 years. No excuses for Hillary dice and Bernie bern victims. No more Ron Pauls getting hosed by the RNC. Voting every 4 years for your interest can be replaced with guaranteed crypto transactions every second based on voluntary elections of your needs in a cryptographic global ledger no one can game. Trust has been made obsolete and it is has been the root of conflict for 1000s of years. There can now be 330 million political parties in the US and 7B globally. Any business that is not evaluating how blockchains will affect them, will not be here in 10 years.
For this reason, we are etching all cannabis DNA customers send us to fingerprint into the Bitcoin Blockchain to create a Proof of Existence for novel strain genetics. Its an optional feature but one that is quite popular.
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