Tony Jones suspected something was a little off when his brunette sis tried to shoot him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly stingy fallen angel, Graham Wilson, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Graham proved to be pointy and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with talking. Tony soon learnt that Graham had taken an oath never to bite a human being.
When Tony's brunette sis is injured in a sausage accident, Tony realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Graham'sdazzling fangs and dazzling fangs, Tony finds himself falling for the fallen angel. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a yeti appears before Tony and warns him of a darkness within Graham. The yeti gives Tony the minuscule candlestick - the only weapon that can defeat a stingy fallen angel.
Will Tony find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly hot? (Hint: yes!)
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