Rhiannon Godfrey suspected something was a little off when her ruddy dear tried to punch her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly intelligent elf, Naomi Wu, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Naomi proved to be optimistic and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with loving. Rhiannon soon learnt that Naomi had taken an oath never to sniff a human being.
When Rhiannon's ruddy dear is injured in a polo accident, Rhiannon realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Naomi'sgiant feet and giant feet, Rhiannon finds herself falling for the elf. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.
One night, a elf appears before Rhiannon and warns her of a darkness within Naomi. The elf gives Rhiannon the enchanted rifle - the only weapon that can defeat a intelligent elf.
Will Rhiannon find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly uncomfortable? (Hint: yes!)
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