wasn't able to edit my previous post to add this part so I will just put it here:
Being a naturally lazy fellow a while ago I found myself with an overabundance of fat tissue. Unfortunately/Fortunately for the past few years I've been changing my natural instincts and now that overabundance is deteriorating but not gone. While I'm still in my biggish state I have to get out my favorite "fat aphorism" because without the overabundance I will just be characterized as the bad kind of insensitive. Hopefully you reading this finds some joy in the humor as I do.
