Relax @brian.rrr Now tell me, Did your parents ever gave you a silver coin and gave you a hug when you were a child? Did they even read to you any bedtime stories out of the land of Austrian economics?
Next is a silver shot Inkblot test,

What do you see at the center back piece please?
See anything else?
I'll keep this under active case files until there are further developments on your Stackitis. No need for Blood work or urine samples yet.
Sweet Dreams!
!BBH