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                                The Politician and the Mayor
                            
                                Rhyming Couplet Ideas 
                            by justadoge
        

See the soaring of the politician,
I think he's angry at the tactician.

He finds it hard to see the cheese,
Overshadowed by the sarcastic reis.

Who is that hiding near the tiger?
I think she'd like to eat the kiger.

She is but an enjoyable mayor,
Admired as she sits upon a maier.

Her creepy car is just a squirrel,
It needs no gas, it runs on scurrile.

She's not alone she brings a spanner,
a pet cat, and lots of tanner.

The cat likes to chase a net,
Especially one that's in the colette.

The politician shudders at the dry pond
He want to leave but she wants the fernand.