Cameron Ball suspected something was a little off when his ample darling tried to pleasure him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly ugly yeti, Zach Russell, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Zach proved to be giving and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with sitting. Cameron soon learnt that Zach had taken an oath never to sniff a human being.
When Cameron's ample darling is injured in an unfortunate accident, Cameron realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Zach'spale skin and translucent body, Cameron finds himself falling for the yeti. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects him.
One night, a goblin appears before Cameron and warns him of a darkness within Zach. The goblin gives Cameron the ribbed rope - the only weapon that can defeat a ugly yeti.
Will Cameron find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly uneasy? (Hint: yes!)
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