Mrron, Where Have You Gone?

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@Mrron where have you gone?

You joined us twelve days ago and we haven't been the same since. You were quickly found by thecurator@thecurator, followed rather quickly by none other than the real berniesanders@berniesanders. and kushed@kushed. and juneaugoldbuyer@juneaugoldbuyer. and complexring@complexring. and of course steemed@steemed itsascam@itsascam steemroller@steemroller. You made over $1000 on your very first post -- you must have been very happy!

So you posted again. And made over $1000 again. I questioned you and you replied -- even became a "follower" of mine.

Another post, another $1000. But -- uh-oh -- the flags began. So the fourth post only made you $500 (and 17 flags), and the fifth only $400. That was the last time we saw you, not so much as a comment or a vote since then.

But it's ok -- lakers@lakers gave us more just like you!

lakers@lakers was mined, and found a few pow's between April 30th and May 2nd. Then no activity until nine days ago when we got lucky again! On that auspicious date, lakers@lakers created two new accounts for us, lifeisawesome@lifeisawesome and honeyscribe@honeyscribe. (I have asked each of them "who is lakers@lakers", but I guess they didn't see the question.)

What did honeyscribe@honeyscribe do first after being created? Why, upvote mrron@mrron of course! Then upvote lifeisawesome@lifeisawesome. Then create a post.

honeyscribe@honeyscribe has yet to make a post worth less than a few hundred. Oddly enough, neither has lifeisawesome@lifeisawesome. I'm so glad lakers@lakers finally got around to creating them for us!

Now, msgivings@msgivings didn't need any help, she's a self-created type of blogger. Luckily for her, thecurator@thecurator was the first to find her first post. The rest, as they say, is history. Thirteen posts, $14,000. She's totally legit, though -- after all, only 106 steemers have a higher reputation than her! Brilliant writing all around. Hopefully she doesn't go anwyhere. But if she does, we still have

travelguru@travelguru! An all-around great guy. I feel lucky to have met him. He's alpha, after all (just ask him if you're not sure). He mined himself an account two days ago and authored a post. We all loved it! $2000 for you! I can't wait to see what he writes next -- it will be EPIC!

And, if we start questioning, or start to get bored, don't worry. Someone will create someone else for us to give our money to.

At this point, mrron@mrron, I miss you. Tell us more about Pakistani spices, like you used to.

EDIT: techreview@techreview welcome to the list

EDIT: to those who I have offended, thanks for letting me off the hook with my rep intact!

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