The think that it's an emergency landing and it's in the Potomac. Since water is soft they think they will just glide along the water and slow down and the landing will be soft. The problem is the Pilot isn't Sully. It's the inflatable pilot from "Airplane" and he's been losing air for quit some time. The stewardess, Janet Yellen ,hasn't been trained or has experience in resuscitating or stimulating anything, let alone an economy that she is taking part in, with the New World Order tocause it's demise.