<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 15:36:12 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[bad jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/bad-jokes-6022842176565est</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/bad-jokes-6022842176565est</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2019 12:51:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do the math]]></title><description><![CDATA[The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/do-the-math</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/do-the-math</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2019 18:46:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[He's not  bad person]]></title><description><![CDATA[My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/he-s-not-bad-person</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/he-s-not-bad-person</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Sep 2019 18:23:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Long time enigma]]></title><description><![CDATA[I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/long-time-enigma</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/long-time-enigma</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2019 18:48:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mr. president]]></title><description><![CDATA[The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. 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MOM:]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/daddy-vs-mommy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/daddy-vs-mommy</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:36:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bad jokes ]]></title><description><![CDATA[My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/bad-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/bad-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 20:03:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dad jokes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/dad-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/dad-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:23:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bar jokes ]]></title><description><![CDATA[A perfectionist walked into a bar…apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/bar-jokes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/bar-jokes</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2019 18:39:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN5oLwFgtd3guF7CJ7mpr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Please don't laugh...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bob you are need in the closet!]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/please-don-t-laugh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/please-don-t-laugh</guid><category><![CDATA[memeday]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2019 18:53:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMxndVDbtrQKZiJ6sCpzi?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[taco cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[i sure love tacos and cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/taco-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/taco-cat</guid><category><![CDATA[memeday]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2019 19:09:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMzeuh1YDYa5UpYsZXNAz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[working cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[janice hold my calls, i gotta see that cat meme!]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/working-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/working-cat</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2019 20:00:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMyT8PMJ6e3E9yz96xCfQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cat Talk]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bob, we need to talk.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/cat-talk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@hyspannick/cat-talk</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[hyspannick]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2019 19:48:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMgFYMkL6tFREqzFL7x3Q?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>