Part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Marriage is like a public toilet, those waiting outside are desperate to get in, those inside are desperate to come out.

Even when we are presented with apparent adversity, it could be leading us to our greatest good.

All that lives must one day die, everything that has a beginning has an end.

A brain wrecked by institutional schooling into linearity a brain thinking in words only, its immediately limited by the local culture and so it cant think outside of that.

Death is the end of life. Life and Death are the two ends of the same process.

Indonesian officials denied Gaga's permit to perform in the country calling her a "destroyer of morals."

Luck can often mean simply taking advantage of a situation at the right moment.

Use the losses and failures of the past as a reason for action, not inaction.

The two most abundant things seem to be hydrogen and stupidity.

Mostly everyone seems normal, until you get to know them.

Think of it no disgrace to start all over, It is usually an opportunity.

It is the experience of living that is important, not the searching for it's meaning.

Advice is like cooking, you should try it before you feed it to others.

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold but they wont know.

Curiosity is the very basis of education, if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say the cat died nobly.

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic.

There is always room for improvement, it will be the biggest room in the house.

Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying.