"End of the world" I like the sound of that.

What's an app? My phone has buttons and even that makes me miss my damn old rotary.

What's happy about it?

WTF is wrong with those cars? They're on fucking bicycles! I may be a bit past my prime but even I would be ahead of those tricycles.

I'll tell that one person I brought over.

The only thing sunsets are good for is reminding me I get to sleep soon and 1 more day is done in this goddamn world.

Damn bikers always getting in my way. Not sure those helmets will protect them from me.

Hopefully mostly go.

I've got some puds that live by me. Does running them over count?

You're dogs got the right idea. Kind of what the people do when I race by sporting this logo.

Sunday is drink some beer and scream at people for me. Most other rally cars are in Monte Carlo right about now. But screw them. I'm sitting her on my front lawn enjoying the peace and quiet of people

Yep. That's one of them pussy ass ones I'm talking about. God damn modern technology. They are all full of gremlins!

WTF are you talking about? A shit post? That's what we called the stick that held up the side of my grandparents outhouse.

Too soon? Well smack my ass and call me a biscuit! I thought I was about 4 years too late.

Waste? WTF are you talking about? I brought in like 1 person and it only took about $1 million to do it. Now I'm no rocket scientist but if my calculations are correct then with only $5 million I could

And that is why you should never have kids.

God damn it I hope not! This place is already too fucking crowded. I mean there are at least 1000 people here already. The last thing I need is more assholes around here. That's the only reason I don't