I dusted off the old FBIbook to troll on April 1st, this was my post:

After 2 years of never wearing a mask. avoiding the shot, never using hand sanitizer, having non-stop gatherings, and deliberately touching my face more often in public, I must say that I have finally paid the price and regret these choices. I am deathly ill and have just tested positive for Covid-19 so...

Just kidding, still never been better. Happy April fools day. And definitely would never take a PCR random number generator test for Covaids.