I am a troll in the American Troll Army Services.
I lie and manipulate the American public on behalf of the American government by spreading lies, FUD and imposing a filter-bubble on you that prevents you from accessing real, un-filtered information and thereby removes your ability to make informed decisions with legitimate, accurate and un-government-censored information.
It pays well and I am proud of what I do to defend our nation from truthful and unadulterated information.