"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love." Turkish Proverb

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas." Emo Philips

"Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second." Edward Abbey

"Karma is experience, and experience creates memory, and memory creates imagination and desire, and desire creates karma again. If I buy a cup of coffee, that's karma. I now have that memory that

"We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup." Jerry Seinfeld

"You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture." Jerry Seinfeld

"Before Starbucks, there wasn't as much of a coffeehouse routine; we generally drank really cruddy diner coffee." Andrew Yang

"I'm an early riser. I get up between five and six, have coffee, and read for a couple of hours before everyone else gets up." David Bowie

"The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee." Anonymous

"The only time it’s acceptable to watch a barista at the bar is when you compliment their skills. “You’re so boss." Barista Life

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it." Garrison Keillor

"I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’" Jim Carrey

"He was my cream, and I was his coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something." Josephine Baker

"Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever." David Letterman

"Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after." Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever." David Letterman

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries." Bill Cosby

“A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, homemade, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real

"Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis a good hot cup of coffee." Alexander King

"The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks." Sir James Mackintosh