I'm glad you're back... not so glad about the PD.

Really good advice.

Tasty treats. My mouth waters.

That would be an improvement.

Almost as good as your birthday suit.

Yumm! Yes!

So glad you're feeling better!

I hope you're OK. Miss your posts!

I envy your hand.

Nothing feels better than oral sex-- when it's done right.

What? No pictures?

Feel better soon!

I sleep a lot when I feel imprisoned, too. Or, I'm tempted to.

Why bother keeping pandas at the zoo, then? Just leave them in China-- buy up a lot of bamboo forest and install streaming game cameras, synchronize the daylight hours to the viewers' local time, and save

Such a nice body!

I'm conflicted. No, I don't think anyone should be "arrested", ever. (Abolish the police!) However, idiots who say things like that kid did-- or those shooting off their mouths about Koch-- need

Klipspringer. So cute.

More boobage.

Then you'd really love me... and I'm real. ;)

I like to smell camels... but have never had the opportunity to smell a Bactrian camel.