"You can't cut out that cancerous tumor until you have something to replace it with. Here, see if this dead guinea pig fits in the empty hole."

If I were crazy I wouldn't know.

I found it quite amusing. Sometimes the best back-handed endorsement is given by those who don't like you (or your views).

Looks like a fun camping trip if you can ignore the strangers wanting to murder strangers for their respective gangs of bullies thing.

I had no idea! You can tell I've never been to that region.

But then Donald flapped his ears and flew away. Patsy never saw him again. Or, did she?

And some type of palm tree, so you know it's Southern Cali...

These adults bore her so.

Children of the corn...

More like a life sentence-- with each other.

I like happy, feel-good stories.

That's a phrase I have never used because it never made sense to me anyway.

You probably weren't planning on picking him up and kissing him on the mouth, anyway.

Just fine, until the State employees show up and murder you for daring to solve a problem without begging their permission first.

Had to grab my field guide, but I believe that's a Mojave rattlesnake.

Top flower- White campion Second- Rose Third- Dame's rocket (invasive species). I had to find this one. I didn't know it and almost mistook it for phlox.

I am usually aware of my "three felonies a day". And I can't bring myself to feel bad about them.

I just don't take any "social media" very seriously. It helps me not get upset.

It's what happens when the camera steals your soul.