Anarcho-Satire: Episode 9001
Left: Equal Opportunity Limb-hacking
Right: Limb-hacking to Support War
Libertarian: Less Limb-hacking, we can't just stop limb-hacking right away, baby steps YOUGUYZ!
That "crazy, utopian" Voluntarist: But why are limbs being hacked off?
I'd like to keep my limbs. I'd like you to even keep your limbs. Everyone should keep their limbs. THERE SHOULD BE NO HACKING OF ANYONE'S LIMBS.
This is why it's very frustrating to be a lover of true liberty in a world that worships the God called GOVERNMENT.