its 3 a.m. which can only mean one thing, it's time for the late night stoner menu at jack in the box...

so this guy on Craig's list wants me to shit in a bottle, gift wrap it. and send it to him in the mail... wht kind of degenerate pervert is this?

I'm going to livestream my next dentist appointment. anyone gonna watch.

I i don't understand mash...supposed too be a comedy? beginning is hella depressing

am I the only one who think #interstellar is a way overrated movie??

if you look closely, you can actually see Sarah Huckabee sanders' soul leave her body during press conferences.

international house of bullshit food

why do ppl keep voting for her? I'm baffled... she's worthless

can't we all just agree that valerie jarret should stop being such an ape, and that Ivanka trump should stop being a cunt?

I'm taking that drug from the commercial where Kevin nealon goes golfing, how hip and trendy of me.

we got her, no more roseanne! racism is fixed forever.

has anyone ever masturbated with icy hot? is that a good idea or does it feel like your junk is on fire? asking for a friend.

tht show "undercover boss" is entertaining but It whitewashes the greedy excess of capitalism like not cooling a 100 degree packing warehouse, and then workers keel over... but here's a shiny trinket,

just a question... #zappl #riddlemethis #idzapthat

bono I seen helping w Bush launder his war criminal behavior on cspan