I've hit a couple ground wasp nests in my day...goddamn they're mean, chased me into the house stinging me the whole way. 🤬

This year I have a nest on the back porch and my first instinct was to destroy it, but I thought to myself: they're Iran...they're defensive and territorial and could do me harm, but does that give me the right to kill them? If I say our bombing of their country is murderous evil and I want to live in any principled way, then I had to leave them alone.

So far they haven't caused me or mine any trouble and, in fact, I've found watching them do their thing quite fascinating. If they start to come at me like yours did, though, I'm likely to change my tune real fast.

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!PIZZA