The rep has actually gone up, somehow. It was at 0, like, 3 days ago. Some sweet baby boi out there really likes to suck this bots dirty butthole.

This did not happen today but for some reason this draft got lost in my folders. Sorry for not having timing accuracy You duplicitous fucking gremlin. How dare you fuck up and make a mistake on social

Yeah, that happened in the first movie. As well as in the 3rd. And, the 6th film as well...

If I wanna watch super soldiers chew asshole and kick bubblegum, then I'll just go watch Universal Soldier/Serenity/Those terrible, terrible Resident Evil movies that I consider a guilty pleasure even

Oh, you don't need to worry about them making a trilogy with this. Because they just remade this movie into a TV show, like, less than a year ago. I didn't watch it, because this premise is so old and

Man, the music itself is not my thing, but the fan base is just the worst. Just for a small example, a Kpop star hit and run another person in a vehicle, and the entire fanbase was demanding on

I'm sorry I had to expose you to the horrors of Kpop, if we ever meet by some chance I'll make it up to you with an over the pants handjob or something. I wouldn't dig too deep into it if you don't wanna

It's honestly just so soulless with how bad it is that I was on the fence for recommending it for solo viewers, as I wouldn't want to be responsible for it turning into the cube from Hellraiser and torturing

Also, just to sound like a soulless shill, I have a new movie review up if you feel like getting a wet spot in your pants, baby.

I'm pretty sure this movie was literally only made to be Oscar bait. However, I'd imagine a gaping asshole performing Goatse would have a better shot than this film considering the competition it has.

Man, the sad part is is that I can guarantee you there's some greasy redditor out there buying busts like these and then blowing a load onto them to upload to the cumonfigurine subreddit. Those poor, poor,

I've yet to see it, but I've heard good things from most people. It also had solid writers who've done similar types of films that were received well, so I'm sure it claps cheeks. Hopefully I can check

Seems like most people enjoyed it, and I know the people who were involved with writing it have done good comedy biopic's before so I'm sure it isn't stinky ass, at the very least. I still need to get

He just recently made a comeback to acting. Did a biopic comedy called My Name is Dolemite centered around Rudy Ray Moore and his career. Hopefully he'll stick with doing good shit and stay away from doing

I've heard this show takes a lot of the bad elements from The Strain and uses them in a similar way, which made me hesitant to give it a watch. Between you and a few others also saying it's yucky, I think

That's really wholesome of you to say. Thanks for the kind words, man :)

Man, I'm starting to wonder if we all don't need to do a ritual involving playing his songs backwards while pissing into our eyes to help ward off any possible future movies he might make. At least if

If by therapy you mean waking up in the dead of the night covered in epic gamer juices, tweaking my own nipples out of pure fear of Fred Durst directing another film, then it's going well. Thanks for asking.

You're welcome, man. You know what, here. Watch up until 11 seconds in to see just a small snippet of what I had to watch for 2 hours. Twice. (The guy who uploaded it looped it for a meme, so you can just

I think he was counting on the fact that I had so little health left from fighting off his other two teammates. However, that's the beauty of playing Gibralator. You get a gun shield on your arm that soaks