Don't sit there and act like we didn't devise what the greatest line of Pops ever made could be.

I guess, but only if the buffalo is covered in bees and hopped up on meth. Maybe wear an edgy skull mask bandanna over your face with a black coat as well so you look like a 14 year old school shooter.

Anyone going to steemfest and not taking a several week journey via boat is a pussy boi. Planes are for turbo virgins, real men travel the seas and get scurvy and shit.

You're welcome. Also, I don't know if you noticed but I sent you a few fb messages in regards to nipple twisting as well as the purchase of Pops. But, mostly nipple twisting.

You'll be let down by that one too. Unless you have a boner for squarespace ads, then you're in luck! As the third season apparently features a fat ad for them that will clap cheeks hard on your retinas.

They must have hired a 17 year old incel too busy writing his manifesto or something for their communications on social media, because yeah, the amount of interaction and updates we got was absolutely

Holy shit, I can fucking comment again. Praise the sun or some shit like that. Aw, man. You just made my asshole pucker up with how cute that was. Appreciate the kind words, bud! I would be posting more

I'll be back to posting soon, dood. Just been busy with some IRL stuff and fighting off a sinus infection which has ruined my sleep schedule. Been sleeping on and off throughout the days for, like, 10-11

You and @blewitt are such cuties, I swear ;) You guys just can't help but make a grown man moist from his nipples.

I did notice you haven't been posting around as much, but just figured you were probably busy with IRL stuff, as that shit happens a lot. Sorry your computer decided to commit seppuku, dood. Get yo shit

We just got around to watching it a few weeks ago and I really wish I could see some extended versions of a few of the episodes. The shapeshifter episode was fucking great, as was the secret war one. I

Neither I nor my fiancee really use cash, so it takes a year for us probably just to have $4 or $5 in change laying around. I guess instead I'll just make up a sign that says "Will twist nips for

If you haven't seen it yet, check out Love Death and Robots on Netflix. Really interesting anthology series of animated shorts. Not all episodes are great, but a fair amount of them clap cheeks hard.

I don't get how you have so much change laying around. Do you just wear magnets around your penis and walk around the shop taking change from peoples pockets? Perhaps you offer sensual shoulder massages

Those are some pussyboi numbers. We're talking about 100 percent pure gamerboi water. We're easily talking about $2800 per bottle.

Well, I wasn't hoping to scare them. More just entice them to pay for my gamerdude nudes on Patreon. Maybe offer them some of my shower water to boot.

Don't worry, if any mobs try to come after you they'll be getting some daily shots of goatse from me, baby. Preferably while I have a middle aged Japanese man electrocuting my nipples. Just to make it

Welcome to new Steem, you turbo virgins. Time to get back to my roots writing about video games, how my nipples hurt when I twist them, and doing movie reviews and shit. Fuck yeah.

I'm still waiting for the day where we see a picture of you dry humping some poor guy who chose to do a great Mysterio cosplay. Then hopefully your camera guy can catch the next photo, where security goes

Clearly it's a sign that you should buy it, then merge it with your own copy to create a super mega ultra copy that gains sentience and begins the downfall of humanity. Or, some shit like that. Also, I