Deleting your SAVAGE Paragraph to text back “OK” is a different level of self control

Good morning to everyone except those people who tell you it gets easier with time. You learn to live with the pain but it never goes away!!!

I don’t care if you’re only 7 years old if you wanna argue we can argue

These kids today will never know what its like to have to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭

Parents today belike. I got 5 kids: Brayden, Hayden, Jayden, Kayden, and Zayden. Well shit!!! OKAYDEN

I pray that I never go through whatever make y'all drink unsweet tea.

80 MPH does not feel the same in the drivers seat as it does in the passenger seat

You know you’re old when your entering your birth year online and have to spin that thing like your on the price is right!!

We need an adult water park! No Kids allowed. Just a lazy river with a floating bar, live music, and a taco truck!!!

2026 is 6 months away? Huh? I haven’t processed anything since 2020 can you please wait.

Marriage is telling your spouse "I didn't sleep well" and then your spouse turning it into a competition of who is more tired and who has more reason to be 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

Good morning to everyone except those people who get dogs just to put them in a cage for the rest of their life. If you don’t have time for a dog don’t get a DOG!!!

slides a $20 to the movie theater employee “Go turn on those subtitles, please”

I thought adulthood was gonna be 50% Freedom and 50% Fun. Turns out it’s 100% Bills

Morgan Wallen said “This tryin' to make a livin' isn't supposed to feel like dyin” I felt that

Please take care of yourself and try and avoid accidents because spare parts for old models like us aren’t in stock anymore!!!

Don't ask me to adjust my A/C. Bring a blanket or a jacket. You’re in the morgue now!! 😂😂

Girls get a PlayStation and the only game they’ll play is Fortnite n GTA😭

i'm fine, but if 20 thousand fell into my bank account i would be better.

I can’t believe caskets cost $4,000