Cos Philip Morris says so!

According to Confucius, a country's leader is akin to the parents of a family. If they do not lead by example, the country (or family) will become dysfunctional and descend into chaos

By making more blood stains?🤣

NiohAbout 300 hours in

Differences in opinion

Two whales in fact@culgin @mrshevThey are like Moby Dicks to me 😹

The talent to piss people offEven when I'm not trying to 😿

Did you show her how many zeroes there are in your bank account? If not, you can't hope for a conclusive answer 😹

Chop off the index finger. Everytime you see the severed finger, you will not want to gamble anymore

The bookmakers 😹

Sell the business away, once it is on track

Avoid fried foodAvoid sugary drinksNo smokingNo alcohol Sleep regular hoursDrink plenty of waterEat green vegetables Nobody can live like this

Neither.Trust money because money talks, yum gor shouts!😹

Life is never fairSuck it up, but remember to make lots of noise to voice your displeasure 😾

Look good and dress wellYou will automatically be likeable

Only when they are bad :(

Slap the person awake!Problem?Solved!😹

When the dweeb just can't bring himself to say no, even if everyone else is popping on his head

Because the laws are drafted to protect the interests of the rich and powerful

I personally use strong cases, that can protect the phone well, cos I'm a klutz who drops his phone once a week or more