I have tattoos. One of them is a crow. BET YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT.

What if you got a tattoo of a camera? Just a tiny hand tattoo so it pokes out of your sleeve in the winter and gives folks the impression you're covered in ink everywhere else they can't see.

I'd like to get more tattoos but I somehow seem to keep spending my tattoo money on travel and writing classes and skating and hockey. I need to get my priorities straight...