It would have been less humorous if he was cut by another's cutlass lol

All the wonderful things school offered you, not everyone right? What a psychopath you were! lol

How would you come off as if you had done a few minutes stand up comedy on the show that day? I bet your dry and blue comedy would send listeners to the floor laughing. That one about bulldog, oh my! I

She must have been in a tight position when they questioned her about her claim of being a graduate lol

Has Sunday always been the first day of the week? I think it changed on the day your teacher asked, it's always been Monday isn't it? Lol

Sounds like a good plan but I'm sure charity homes have a good enough accounts to send those money to, not yours You don't look like you need charity funds, you're handsome! Lol

You thinking about your record made, not the punishment you got lol

Look who's giving the advice, more like you're saying "Don't get me involved in such lie if not, you'll be in for chaos" lol

Oh damn! We've indeed been scienced lol

Humans are flawless, blameless and take responsibility they can take but who are those humans that are put to blame then?

an elderly guy just a little bit older than us came and gathered us together (I was 9years old then). Okay, now I'm not sure if I'm the only one thinking you were an elder at the age of 9. Great culture

The extra you did got you in trouble, prank didn't go wrong, your strategy went wrong lol

Trials and tribulations indeed, maybe she's just careful not to get in such trouble again lol

This seem like what Hakimi's wife could have had as a guide before it happened and also a query after it has happened lol

The pictorial form of the law is hilarious, where it all started but the wife thought she was going to hit it big... Too bad lol

Imagine having Jonh Cena kind of husband and Alexa Bliss kind of wife in the same house Did you had to do this? Making us go into the imagination of seeing a wrestling ring lol

You are gone! Your dark humor will get you into trouble. Just make sure not to let any atheist or Sam read this, it won't be a joke then lol

Maybe you should try more wrestling or boxing competitions, you seem to know the moves lol

Is the emphasis on mosquito not too much lol? What the heck! Screw mosquitos and wasps lol

What a way for Danny Higginbotham found his father's name! Was it nervousness or Stammer lol