What's the worse the chicken can do? You had your full but let's hope the Landlord had not counted the eggs laid lol

It was only when I looked up I discovered we were somewhere they sold alcohol Any other explanation to reveal the truth about this will definitely make things worse lol

The Israelites got to the promised land but not in the number they started Did you get to your class all those times you walked? Congrats, you succeeded already lol

Did the church sticker got spiritual on your gas cylinder? That seem logical to having a kg that lasted that long lol That image you used doesn't seem to connect with what you wrote though

Welcome to the month which have some persons birthday missing until four years time lol

And what happens when you never get sick after investing on one of your friend aside having headaches and cough lol Then ask them to give you free medical services for life, it's that simple Sorry in advance

Baby only asked for a smile that would even make you look younger and what? You're complaining! Unfair, so unfair lol

Just when it was revealing negative, a glitch happened and it revealed positive... You'd stand still for a while looking at it waiting for the glitch to be over lol

The sentence "The power goes out" just got into my hate list book, it's super frustrating just imagining the power off scenarios you shared.

Okay, that is some convincing comparison between the two jew haters lol

It was a perfect plan until a Bro came in when he shouldn't lol

I was there while he was experiencing it. Only that I couldn't see it It would have make a lot of sense here if you had also admitted to take the Marijuana too lol

The neighbours don't recognise the sound of robbery, that's why lol

That movie must be a good one, making things look real lol Thunder struck on one person thrice, I wonder how come he didn't die from the first strike.

I'm technically still married to the sociopathic devil I mean her in this context and other contexts lol

I would have like to talk about your two personalities dead dog but seriously, that's some really bothering description of her... She definitely shouldn't read this post lol

scrolling through tiktok and finding new ways to cure cancer I see you've been busy lately, keep it up... The world needs you lol Grandma might like the lingeries, you never can tell until you gift her

I'm trying to imagine a little girl refer to her dad as "Zaddy" lol These abbreviations are successfully killing sentences gradually

Okay, this is some kind of dark humor and I'm not sure if I should be grateful dad stole it... Like the way you gave the joke out (the thing about dogs and sexual intercourse lol)