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@comedyopenmic
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I am a community run account set up to upvote contestants in the comedyopenmic contest
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2018-02-16 08:18
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Comedy Open Mic
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RE: Ringing in the New Year with a Bang...Literally: My Epic New Year's Eve Vomit Adventure
So in the end, you were acting up a story you could tell... I hope your friend's girlfriend don't read this lol
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Comedy Open Mic
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RE: Tested for stinginess
I wonder which other guy she had milked the money she used in getting the wears from... Seems you're not the only victim of the test lol
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Comedy Open Mic
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RE: CHICKENING OUT ON CHICKEN
If you were to answer a question worth a million dollars asking what one of my favorite food is. If there's chicken in the list then, congratulations you've just won yourself a million dollars If only
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Looking Beyond The Surface II
In other words, you're here to demotivate any motivated spirit who got motivated with those quote before... Nice play lol
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Application for a Personal Travelling Buddy
I can even push your private jet if it gets stuck up there before we land Oh what the hell! This is the height of it, there's no way you're not getting that job! I didn't expect you'd want to sleep too
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: I KNOW BETTER NOW.
If you wanted to know accurately how many ribs a human body has? Now I wonder how your aunt kids ribs are looking like since they are actually used to that eating habit lol
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: I Met A Cute Damsel Today
That move you played when she told you she's yet to pay for her fare was smart move... She definitely would have dump it on you lol
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Dance of Humiliation.
Imagine having your dance on the family's video records... Dance of humiliation reloaded lol
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Realistic Fragrances you can buy
Just their names are baffling and your description of them is hilarious
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: NEW YEAR RESOLUTION IS A SCAM
Ouch! Did you had to say that out loud?! Some don't even remember their resolutions for the new year lol
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Unfaithful men and women too
Really serious... Sometimes those cheating situations are over beared and end up hurting more than it should have. Both genders face these situations but how they get out of it is what everyone needs to
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Where is the world headed????
The world is going forward through the back, don't ask how! Let's just face it and wait to see where it all goes.
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Adding more fuel to the fire, making the flame stronger.
What if this means your hair has gone through the phase for unlimited growth? Let us know what you found out! Lol
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Compassionate-Classy and Romantic Crime Incidence
Can't believe we still have good thieves, it's a rare one! That email was a perfect example of emotional blackmail lol
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: My jokes might put me in trouble real soon
Back with a darker humor and you say it's diluted? Well, let's wait for it!
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Rest In Peace My Love
Not your phone but earpiece crushed to pieces? I almost thought it was a doll girlfriend lol
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Why you should be jealous of toddlers?
A baby with pot belly is cute? I'd say the adult pot belly is awfully awesome, look at that! Lol
comedyopenmic
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Story time!: Mobile Device Given Heartache
Just a question, did you take a headache relief drug after you found your important stuffs not gone?
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Chemistry is not for the weak
Is the second image a building illustration or you're saying it's chemistry too? Lol
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Chronicles of a Freshman
Your first day in the school but you just ended up giving a guide to other freshmen here on Hive to follow at their schools... Lol
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