Shaq's auditioning for Disney's Live-Action Homer Simpson.

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"I don't like Peach. I don't like princesses who get captured, okay?"

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I am the one preparing to leave the love of my life after 19 years of marriage, as the cancer is bearing down on me now for the 3rd and looks like final time. My heart breaks - not for me, but for my love

I can't believe it has been a year since he announced his diagnosis. Legit feels like it was only a couple months ago

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I can’t even imagine being in that position. I’d definitely shit my pants

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I think the best part about this is there is a chance, however slim, that someone will Google Joji after seeing him perform and possibly find their way to the video where he eats Vomit Cake. What a weird

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I like how the player injects himself with a needle he found in the porta potty.

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Looks like he got a "quit tonight or be fired tomorrow" ultimatum.