I like the part where he talks about how they changed over time. As grandpa simpson once said, "It'll happen to you"

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Was out jogging once and this dipshit is walking his dog towards me starts shouting commands out at ME on how to jog past his dog. No motherfucker, you bought the dog and left the fucking house with it,

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This is 100% a form of child abuse.

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"Apparently the church hired a local arts and crafts teacher to do the restoration"

Is Jamie Lee Curtis gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Please report all racist comments so we can ban them. Feel free to take a screenshot of those comments after you've reported them and post them to /r/FragileWhiteRedditor. For some reason that triggers

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Cop: "I'm doing better than I deserve, you know" Understatement of the fuckin year there bud

Excellent work. You've got mad skill.

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Telling other moms about the mess is probably their biggest worry

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now we just need to get that AI to synthesise JFK reading the lyrics to 'Hit Em Up' by Tupac and we'll have the beginnings of a nice little collection

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