Life has taught me that what happens around you is influenced to a large degree by random stuff you can't control, so in some regard it's built as an unfair experience. You can have everything given to

The most expensive TV show ever has finally come out with it's first two episodes and things are not looking great. Unless you are into cave dwelling, I'm sure most of you reading this have heard about

You know that feeling when you're doing something important and the cat just sits in the middle of it looking all innocent like and pretending it belongs there? well that's me clowning around in the comments

One of the lesser talked about aspects of earning magic internet money, at least from what I've seen, is the fact you have to be adaptable. But when you have a good thing going and you're making bank,

My signature move on Hive is to insert puns and jokes into most of my comments and posts - I guess you could call it my meme legacy, a compilation of clownery for future blockchain archeologist to study

About 3 months ago I memed about how the glory days of Hive Engine tokens were behind them but since then we have seen some timid movements in the price of some tokens. Nothing substantial or even close

Although I take pride in knowing all the obscure and wacky euphemisms out there, I must admit I didn't know that a trip to Spain could be code for some kinky action. Ok, let's break this one down. The

One thing that I think many newbies and maybe even veteran Hive hoarders struggle with is the fact a few popular people around here are raking in some major rewards while others are apparently left by

I've been reading some optimistic takes on the current market trajectories in the past few weeks but to this old buffoon what we are experiencing now feels just like the calm before the storm. Inflation

A few of my Hive hoarding friends were feeling a bit down these past weeks because HBD was acting kind of boring, and was staying near the $1 peg, you now, like stable coins should. And today they got

I have developed a kind of routine recently of firing some silly comments while sitting on the toilet in the morning and doing the thing. The excitement of goofing around also helps me wake up because

In all my pleb adventures in the crypto world I haven't stumbled on a better place than Hive to earn magic internet money and also learn useful stuff. Sure, it's far from perfect and I have memed on it's

I've been using mostly ecency as a front end for almost 2 years now and that's because of one main reason: ecency points. For those that don't know: you gather the point thingies and if you get enough

As a prominent member of the farting community I fell obliged to inform my flatulence loving friends that Norway was the paradise for smelly gas all along. Finally we can go to a place where intimate relations

The Leo ecosystem has come a long way in the past year and a half, and even though I like to give the people behind the project somewhat of a hard time by meme-ing on the seemingly unending delays with

There have been some interesting updates around the spk network and their larynx token recently although that hasn't been reflected in the price of said token. Regardless, smarter people than myself have

I memed about the markets being boring on Sunday and come Monday we were already enjoying some nice Hive price action. You can call me Pump Jesus for now on because I sacrifice myself on the altar of

Looks like it's back to the grindy, soul eroding side movement of the bear market again after we enjoyed some nice HBD pump action almost a week ago. It's no wonder few people are willing to put in the

One aspect of Hive that at least this old buffoon often overlooks it's the role it can play as a creative outlet. In my day to day life I don't get many chances to put my deviant imagination to good use.

Yesterday I was at work minding my own business when on a short break something told me to check what was happening on Hive and wouldn't you know it ? those inconsiderate Koreans were pumping HBD while